Beauty Walks the Razor’s Edge

BungLikeEinstein: Trudi, the one thing that really stands out on your Raw-For-Profile, to me at least, is your love of being naked. I believe your textual persona oozes, “I’d be naked all the time if I could,” right?

Trudi True: It’s true. If I could live in a nudist society all year long, I would. Clothes are so confining, and I like to feel free. Besides, I’m not going to look like this forever. I should truly enjoy it while I can! Tell your readers I’m naked right now.

BungLikeEinstein: Oh, they’ll see it in your Raw-For-Profile. Where are you from, and how did you decide to become an Escort?

Trudi True: Well, I’m from a little town outside of Cape Town, South Africa. I’m really a small-town girl at heart. I just happen to have a pretty big city a few minutes away. Anyhow, I want to be a Feature Entertainer someday.

BungLikeEinstein: You do?

Trudi True: I do! It’s been my dream ever since I was a little girl. I remember sneaking peeks at my dad’s old Playboys, and secretly getting hot looking at the women. Then I went to a strip club when I first turned 18 and saw these stunning women who were there on tour. They had these marvelous costumes, and people had come out from all over to see them…